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The Home Life[]

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXHURaIl7hA ) The hustle and bustle of Kasaihana City. The city that only sleeps on Sunday, contrary to popular belief of course. It’s a bright morning, and the sun was breaking the horizon barriers, and echoing past the twilight to bring forth the morning time. 6 p.m to be specific. In this particular morning, Danny Chan, a man of to many words, and not enough brain cells would find himself sleeping on the roof of his penthouse home with his wife and child. Well Danny being the only one to sleep on the roof of course. He’d forgotten the security code to the house, and with all things lovely said “fuck it” and slept on the roof, still fully dressed in his uniform of the Kasaihana Police Department foot patrol, a position he’s been stuck in for 10 long years, yet at the same time is praised as the Supercop. Danny’s phone alarm began to ring, and as it did, Danny’s eyes sleepishly opened up. Fickering between open and closed as he peaked at the glaring sun raising his arm over his eyes to block it a bit. “Ah…geez….fricken…triads…”take the case Danny” “it’s real easy danny you just have to intercept em danny.” “Hey danny, we forgot to mention they all have swat team armor and assault rifles, and we’re sending you in alone danny.” Danny mocked his commanding officers for a moment before letting out a big yawn, stretching his arms out and smacking his lips together. Danny would let his body flail and fall face first onto the slope of the roof, slowly sliding down it’s slope and landing on the back balcony with a large thud. Danny now lay on the ground with his back to it, kicking the back screen slide doors with his foot trying to get the attention of someone in the house hold weather it be Ariel or Koa. Loud banging noises could be heard throughout the Chan family residence as Danny continuously kicked the bulletproof glass screen door. “Heeeeeeeey……HEEEEEEEEEEY……..ARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL……KEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN…….GUUUUUUUUUUUUYS…” Danny would stand up and mush his face against the glass. ‘Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Did you cooooooooooook. Is there some lo main left,  hope so…wait. No I ate that…I’m certain I did…didn’t I? or was it cheese tacos…..tacos…..taco sauce….taco sauce and lo main….mmm” Danny would drool, licking the glass like a poor starving African child. One could tell he’d just woken up with his 6 o clock shadow in full view, and his clothes from yesterday still on his person, all be it tattered and battered. His hair had grown down to his back, but he kept it in a pony tail and kept very neat care of it. he stood, waiting to be let into his own house.

Littlemermaidary: Ariel would turn over in the bed and smile, "ofcorse you can, you can do whatever you want to me" Ariel would mutter in her sleep. She would then hear a knocking on throut the house that would make her crinkel her face she would grab a pillow and put it over her head, "shhhhh". The knocking would continue followed by whining that was all to familier to her. Ariel would sit up in the bed and look at the alarm "6:10am on a sunday you have got to be kidding me" She would walk over to the glass door in her sports bra and black underware showing of her tummy tattoo and her back tattoo, her raven black hair in a high bun. She would then press her face against the door and shake her head at Danny as he was standing continuing to bang on the window. "Okay I can hear you" She would then slide the door open and glare at him "It is Sunday the only day of the week I ever have off you know I like to sleep till at least 7:3oam, and yes you ate the lo'main and no you will not have tacos for breakfast what is wrong with you" She would then grab him by the caller of his shirt and pull him, she would then walk to the kitchen and open the fridge and pull out a pack of bacon and some eggs "Does this work for breakfast for you?"

Danny would smile as he saw his dearest wife walking towards him in sleep wear that shouldn’t be sleep wear, because of her body type, but it was definitely good sleep wear that kept Danny hot in the pants at all times of t he night. As she opened the door, Danny opened his mouth to say hello until she opened hers first, and began to run together her sentence full of answers. “ah, well, dah see-“ Danny was then pulled into the kitchen by his shirt. As she pulled out a pack of bacon and some eggs Danny would clap his hands together, closing his eyes and smiling. “Yes dearest, it works just fine. Ahhhhh I can’t wait to tell you about my night. God I’ve missed you.” Danny would kick the fridge closed, and grab her by the waist, pinning her against the fridge door, and leaning in, planting his lips against hers, with a firm, and delicate push. He’d draw this kiss out for a minute, before sliding his arms down her shoulders and planting them on her hips. “I know you were probably like DYING to see me last night. Worried about your dear old hubby out there risking his life every day. Yeeeeep.” Danny would smirk and point to himself with his thumb. “It’s a tough job but someones gotta do it. speaking of which…KEVI- AH I MEAN KOA! KOOOOOOOOOOA!!! WAKE UP! MOM’S COOKING! “ A voice echoed back from the upstairs. “YEAH YEAH YEAH, I’LL BE DOWN IN A BIT!” “that’s YES SIR to you SIR!” Danny said pointing a finger in the direction of the stair well. He’d shake his head and sigh, running a hand through his hair. “I swear, he has no respect. God I can only imagine which one of us he got that from..” Danny would palce his hand son his hips shaking his head as if he’d said nothing wrong. “How was you’re night hun?” Danny would offer her a big and cheesy grin, while noises of Koa getting read upstairs could be heard with loud thumps and boom noises.

Littlemermaidary: Ariel would set the food items onto the marbel counter before turning back to Danny only to be pinned aginst the stinless steal fridge and then feel his lips aginst hers, she would always feel sparks when they kissed as if it was the first time, even after all there years together. She would wrap her hands around his neck. the kiss would slowly brake and she would feel his coldish hands on her warm hips "Oh you were gone I didn't even noticed, it just seemed extra peacfull without all the snoaring" she would teas as she poked his nose. He would shout at Koa to come down and Ariel would move to the side and grab two pans and put them on the stove turning it on and sparying them with oil. She would listen to Danny yell at Koa as he would just brush his dad off "Oh yep no Idea what side of the family that came from, nope not at all" She would then put the bacon on the pan and hear it sizzel as she waited for her son to get down and sit at the table.

Steps could be heard coming from the stair case as the sun started to rise a bit higher in the sky, but I still kept it’s orange morning glow. Koa would walk down stairs, wearing an incredibly baggy pair spongebob pajama pants. His hair in a nappy frizzled mess, as he ran his hand through it scratching his scalp. He had one eye closed shut, and the other one groggily opened, and his tail fluffed freely, long with a fluffy tuft of hair at the end of it. Koda wore a white wife beater, and walked groggily over to the kitchen table, slamming his head down face first onto the table and snoring rather loudly. The sound of food ringing in his ear made his stomach growl loudly. Danny would walk over to his son and lightly  punch him in the back of his head. “Wake up sport. After you eat you can go to bed ooooooooooooooor you can hang out with your parents like a normal kid! Huh? Huuuuuuuuh?” Danny nudged Koa, and koa would groan before speaking with a muffled voice against the marble table. “Dad do you see my tail? Normal does not apply to me in the slightest” Koa would start passing out the plates in the familys designated table spots with his tail. Danny would point at koa. “HEY HEY HEY. No cleaning things with your tail. I took the heat for leaving hairs on the dishes for weeks before we figured out it was you ya little bastard.” Koa would laugh holding his stomach and shaking his head. “Good morning mom! Since dad’s being a jerk, I should get his plate today for compensation and mental abuse!” Koa pointed and laughed at Danny. Danny had a vein popping out of his forehead as his eye twitched at the thought of losing his food. “WHY YOU LITTLE!” Danny would grab Koa by the neck and begin strangling him feverishly, rocking his body back and forth. Koa had a painful yet funny looking expression on his face as Danny pushed him back and forth strangling his son in such a loving mannor.

Breakfast Time With The Chan Family[]

Littlemermaidary: Ariel would laugh silently as she heard her guys argue with eachother,she never payed much attention to it, seeing as it was the normal morning for her. She would hear her son greet her "Well goodmorning sweatheart, and i think that's a perfect plan but you don't have to sleep with him and I could get quit the punishment for that.... or maybe that would be a good Idea" She would tease as she winked at Danny. she would then serve half of the eggs on Danny's plate and the other half on Koa's plate same with the Bacon. Ariel was an amazing cook but did not eat most of the mealsshe made because she was a vegitarien. As the boys continue to argue she would go to the fridge and pull out fresh fruit and cottage cheese followed by pulling out the ornage juice. She would poor each of them a glass and then look up too see Danny strangaling Koa "Hey, hey, Danny let him go, drop him" she would say as she would grab his hands.

Danny while choking Koa, grinned at the thought of “punshing” ariel later on., One thing that never got old between the two of them was their sex life, considering danny was a bit of a deviant himself, he never too much minded a good quickie nookie whenever he could get it. As she fixed the food, Koa would begin slapping danny in the face with his tail back and forth defending himself to the best degree. When ariel came over and grabbed danny by the hands, Danny would growl at Koa and Koa would growl back, grabbing his plate and eating it peteitly, taking his time and savoring every single bite. “He had it coming Ariel! I’m the grand puba in this house! The big chese! The mua’fuckin man son!” Danny would beat his chest with his right fist, but then wince in pain holding his chest. He’d just hit his open wound hard, and he’d gritt his teeth trying to hide the pain as best he could. “ahhh heh heh heh. Anywho…” Danny would sit at the end of the table, drinking from his glass of juice, before sitting it down on the table. “In other news, I just realized I have not cleaned a single bullet wound I have…not that I ever.” Koa would point his fork at Danny. “Mom, Dad’s being a bum again. I motion he be banned from the house for a month.” Danny would have a mouth full of bacon as he replied to Koa, while looking at Ariel. “In any case, did you know that Koa here has been failing in his classes as of recently?” Koa sank in his seat a bit. “So to fix it, I gave him 50 bucks and told him to do better.” Koa smiled. “Good looking out pop” Koa and Danny would fist bump. “By the way Ariel how’s work?”

Littlemermaidary: Ariel would pop a grape in her mouth and chew it as she listen to her husband rant about how he was top dog in the house, even though the person making payments on the house and keeping the house in order was here "Yes baby you are king of the house we all know, you make it loud and clear honey" she would raise in eyesbrow as he tried to pretend like he didn't just hurt himself. She would then turn to Koa as he pointed to his father suggesting baning him from our home " Yea, well Koa I have enough trouble keeping your father in my bed I honestly rather have him there a few times a week than none at all, we both know work is his mistress" She would take a sip of her juice and continue to speak "and what is this about failing classes Koa, I don't need your father to tell me, I run the art department in your school, I run all the art departments, do you really think i won't keep tabs on you, I keep letting it slide hoping that you will pull it together on your own, You know I love you and i love being the cool mom but if i have to start shortning your leash I will!" She would then smack Danny over the head "And if he is failing you don't give him money that' not going to help anything you need to be sturn... and that does not mean abusive" she would let out a soft sigh disapointed in both of them. "Work is fine, but every time i go to Koas school the kids always hit on me, it's so wiered and not okay, i could be there mother gees what is wrong with those kids and it's not just your school Koa it's most o the high schools and some of the colleges"

Danny would rest his head on his hand and his elbow on the table as he grumbled about work being his mistress. She had a point though, Danny was always usually out busting his ass, chasing the bad guys, and handling top notch cases, in which he got little to any kind of pay for them at all. It was kind of disheartening to a degree. Koa would snicker at his moms sarcastic tone having finished his plate, and let out a low belch whch he’d covered with his hand. When he however found out tha she’d known about his grades, his heart sank and he’d rub the back of his head listening to her intensely. “S-sorry mom..i’ll cheat harde- I mean do better! I promise!” Koa would salute his mother, and push his plate to the center of the table. All the while Danny would point and quietly laugh, before Ariel smacked him in the head. “OOOOoooow.” Danny rubed his head as she spouted about not giving him money for doing wrong. “one of these days Ariel. BOOM. POW. Straight to the moon!” Danny would point at the ceiling before she started describing what kids think of her when she arrives at the school. Koa would shake his head and begin walking upstairs to change and take a shower. “Well dear look at you. You keep in shape, you have a flawless body, pornstars would kill for, and on top of everything your independent. You’ve got experience. That’s what all the young kids like in women, especially ones like you who look 10 years younger than what they are.” Danny would hold the plate up scraping the residue from it into his mouth and sit the plate down, taking his and koa’s over to the sink and giving ariel a kiss on her cheek after his complement. “Gah…maybe I should shower to. Can’t be covered in my own blood for ever…hey bae! Wanna see my latest bullet wounds?” Danny would begin ripping the flak jacket off from the zipper scene, and toss it on the floor. Lifting up his wife beater, he’d show areil his bullet wounds which were 2 grazes on the right side of his rib cage, and one bullet still lodged in his ab. “The triads are getting smarter out there! I almost died!...for the hundredth time but YEAH! I’mma have to go back into whitness protection if this keeps up.” Danny had removed his shirt completely and straddled over to the luandrey room to dump his clothes in the wash. “You know if you wanna handle those kids, maybe you should start carrying a paddle around with you. Or stop showing cleavage. And wearing shorts. Outside the house.” Danny would raise his eyebrows with hints at her wordrobe.

What's Important[]

: Ariel would get up and walk over to the sink and start rinsing her plate befor setting it in the dishwasher, she would look over towards koa as he saluted "Kevin Koa Chan, if you don't get your act together I will put you in house arrest! and you better change into something nice we are going to have a family day and god damnit we will have a good time, all of us as a damn family for once!" she would shout as he headded upstairs. She would look at Danny and glare at him as he set the rest of the plates into the sink, she would continue to rinse and place them the dishwasher "Daniel it would be nice if you would back me up with your son once in a while. You are always making me look like the bad guy" she would crinkel her face as he kissed her cheek. She would finish up with the dishes and turn to face Danny as she dried her hands with the hand towel in the kitchen and watch as he pulled his shirt off, she would shake her head as she looked at him " So what you expect me to dress like a old lady, whats the point of being hot if i can't show it off, I'm hot and i got it going on" she would say as she moved her hips "why not show it off? It's not like I'm going to run off with the first college guy that asks me out and trust me there has been a few and Baby I'm so tiered of you getting hurt on the job!" she changed the subject and would grab his hand and lead him into the bedroom and lay him down on the bed, she would head to the bathroom and pull out the first aid kit and set it next to him on the bed. She would then strattel him on the bed and open up the kit pulling out the rubbing Alcohol, some cotton balls and some bandages. her eyes would meet Danny's "Okay babe this is gonna sting nothing you are not use to well consedering you never clean your wonds i guess you wouldn't be use to it now here we go" she would poor the alcohol onto his bullet wonds and then clean them off with the cotton followed by wrapping them with the bandage she would lightly pat them and look at Danny and smile as she leaned forward to kiss him lightly on the lips "Baby I love you, i have since the day you fell out of the tree and made me drop my ice-cream cone, we have been together since I was 18, 21 years together and losing you would kill me, and not only that we both know how hard it is to not have parents, would you want Koa to go through that? I just don't want to lose you, I'm not asking you to change your lifestyle but i don't want you to put it in prespective, and think about us before you take on all the dangerous trips " she would say as she pressed her head aginst his.

Danny would poke at his own wounds amused at them like a child while she went on about needing back up with koa. “I do back you up love. All day every day.” Danny would continue listening, closing his eyes and pulling out a shard of shrapnel in his abdomen, when he’d heard her complain about dressing old. “Well I mean it couldn’t hurt, y’know being rese-say what about college guys?” Danny’s head perked up, but his attention span was quickly shifted when she showered him with affection about his wounds. As she lead him up to the bed room, Danny would have a “>_>” look on his face, but he’d sigh and ignore it in the vast long run. He could never truly stay mad at her,no matter how hard he wanted to or even did try to. As Danny was layed on the bed, he’d place his hands behind his head and sigh. “it’s not that bad I usually just pick the stuff out..” his voice trailed of as she strattled atop of him, and opened up the first aid kit. He swallowed hard. He always liked when she was on top, he considered it a specialty of hers. “Well babe uh alchol does still kinda hu-OH GOD OW! OW! OW!OW! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-------------------------!!!!!!!’ Danny would yell out as the sedative cleaned his wounds and she cleaned them off with cotton and bandaged him up before kissing him on the lips. Danny’s shimmerly silver eyes met her own golden gaze, as his ears tuned everything out except her voice. She spoke of their time together and how they first met, which made Danny laugh each and everytime. He’d let out a giggle at the notion, but then take a serious face. She was right. Danny was rather reckless with his life and he knew this..things were different though. He had a family to look after now. “Ahhhhh fooey…you have a habit of being right.” As she pressed her head to his, Danny would grab one of her hands, and kiss it before, sighing gently. “You’re right. I get caught up in the job so easily…and I’m quick to jump infront of a bullet. Even if I can take it. that doesn’t mean I should right? I’ll always be here for you and Koa. Out of all the dumb shit I say, that’s the one thing I will always mean.  I love you too. ..and I always will in this life, and ten thousand life times.” Danny would slip his hand between them,and place it timidly on her cheek, before pressing his lips to hers in cute little pecks, before leaving them against hers for a long drawn out kiss.

Freshening Up For The Day[]

Littlemermaidary: Ariel's face would turn a bright red as danny kissed her several times before planting one on her that lasted a bit longer than normal. "good cause there is no way you can ever do better than me in this one or anyother" she would tease as she ran her fingers down his chest as she sat up on him, "Now go take a shower and get ready to spend some time together okay I'm going to get dressed and get ready aswell so hurry up" Ariel would get off of him and head into her massice closet none of Danny's things were in there her closet was the one plce in the house that no one could go in, she had shoes and dressed of every shape and color. "Picking what to ware is allways tuff ugh" she would say as if that was the hardest choice she would ever have to make, she would pick a pair of blue skinny jeans with a button up green top, she would pick out a pair of black boot high heels, she would walk over into the bathroom and star puling her make up out and her curling Iorn getting ready to start transforming.

Danny would scoff and smile at her as she joked about him not being able to do better. He knew it was true, but he was still a man with an ass of pride. “Alllright. I’ll grab a shower let me see what I’m gonna wear.” As she got up Danny would sit up and yawn, heading to his close which wasn’t really a closet, more like a stockpile of clothes that he’d kept over the years. The majority of them were still Densuke’s shit, but even so. Danny would grab a loose pair of boxers,  some socks, a pair of black cargo pants, and a black shortsleeve button up shirt. “Sooooooooomething casual for the day. Never been a dress kind of guy.” Danny would toss the clothes on the bed, and hop into the shower, cutting the water on hot, and jumping right in. After a few minutes of singing and scrubbing, he’d hop out of the shower naked, drying himself off with a white towel. Kevin would be coming down the steps in a grey hooddie with rolled up sleeves, and some blue jeans with white shoes, and as he hit the bottom step he’d raise his hands over his eyes and yelp. “DAD! THE FLIP, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!?!?”  Danny would run his hands through his raven black hair and smile. “Son. One day you will know the true pride of being a man. King of the jungle . striding around your house hold in your natural armor. Come, Koa.” Danny would take him to the deck  out back and point to the tree line. “Everyting the light touches, is our kingdom.” Koa would scoot away from danny hesitantly. “Dad. We are not doing this. You here me?” Danny would smile and run a hand through koa’s hair. “Chill, you know I’m only kidding. Let’s watch some looney toons til your mothers ready for this family day. I’m calling into work, I could use a breather I suppose...still taking my gun though.” “Ooh! Can I hold the desert eagle!?!?” Koa got excited. “No….later. “ Danny winked and Koa nodded. “Cool! I’m cutting on the tube.”

Littlemermaidary: Ariel would finish curling her hair and look into the mirror in the bathrrom and smile, she was allways happy to see how slowly she aged even at the age of 39 she still looked like she was in her late 20's. She would put the final touch up's on her makeup and then grab her purse and walk out into the living room. she would strut in there with her handon her hips and smirk " Now boys how do I look?" she would shift her glance to her husband and her eyes would widen as she on ounf him on there Lexington Upholstery Salon Sofa naked she would raise an eyebrow before she began to speak "Daniel what are you doing on the Lexington Upholstery Salon Sofa NAKED? Do you know how much the couch cost? and what part of I want to have amily day did you not understand! I'm ready to go!" she would say as she stoped her foot down. "Look at your son he's ready to go, I just want to have a nice day!"

Danny would look at his wife, and Koa would look at his mother. “ahhh mom why do you have to dress pretty…kids are gonna be looking again.” Koa would look at the t.v with intensity. Danny would look at Koa then back to ariel. “What? I’m clean? I washed my ass very very thoroughly you know!” Danny would stand up, cracking his neck from side to side. He’d walk over to ariel and lean over in her face, tilting his head with a smile. ‘if you get to worked up you’ll be bitter for our awesome family day. My cute little wife stomping her foot.” Danny would reach to pinch her cheek before standing up right and smiling.”I’m going to put my out fit on. You guys head to the car alright?” Koa would shoot up from t he couch. “Speaking of which let me grab my book bag! i…have some important stuff I wanna take. Some extra clothes and all that jazz. “ Danny and koa dispaered from the room at the same time, gathering their final belongings. Koa came back down with a book bag, and adjusted the strap to his shoulder, and Danny would come back fully dressed in the out fit he picked out, opening the front door, and letting koa out. “You ready hun?”

Secreeeeeeeeeeeets[]

Littlemermaidary: "Koa you should be proud to have such a good looking and sucsessful mother, many kids would love to have a mom like me" She would say with a smile . "I don't get bitter Danny, I'm perectly sweet like all ways!" she would roll here eys at him as he pinched her cheek and walked towards their bedroom. As both of them came back Ariel would kiss Danny's cheek and and walk out the door as he held it open " Yea I have been ready you are the one taking for ever mister, gees who is the woman in this relationship" she would joke as she continued to walk she would stop before getting to the vehicles "Baby what car are we taking, and um where do you guys want to go? I guess I forgot to plan that little part of the day" she would ask as she turnd to face Danny and then she would glance at Koa and remember the book bag he went back for "Koa why did you need to bring the book bag for again, i don't think you are going to need extra clothing, and what is the "jazz" part of that hmm?".

Danny would walk outside the door, stuffing his badge and his pistol in his back pocket, yawning to himself a bit before stepping out. “Suuure cause I take the D..and uh. Let’s take the Lexus…or the Cadilac. Ride in style. Better than my damn Toyota…that has wheels on it.” Danny would reference the broke down 2000 Toyota Carolla which for some reason still had life in it, and just sat there rusting and busting.  Danny thought to himself where to go as kevin came out the door, shutting it behind him and adjusting the straps on his backpack.  “Let’s go through downtown D2 near the shores. There’s an amusement park there, and it’s pretty.” Danny would suggest. “I’ll drive. Actually…Ariel you drive. I stll have unpaid speeding tickets..” Danny would rub the back of his head, with a grin and head towards the passenger seat. As Ariel addressed koa and his backpack, Koa would clear his throat. “Well uh like dad said we’re heading towards the beach and I might feel like swimming or something.” Danny raised a brow. “Swimming? It’s nearing winter.” Koa scratched his chin. “Builds the muscles. Trying to get big and strong like pops is all!” Danny would point to Koa. “that’s my boy. “ Koa would turn to his mom and hug her. “Theres no jazz, just better prepared than not prepared at all right? Haha” Koa was not about to tell his mom he ran around in a red and blue spandex outfit shooting webs and swinging on buildings and fighting monsters and bad guys during school nights. Or that he was “associated” with Heroes for Hire, but not an official part of them. “C’mon mom lets’ go have some fun today”

Ariel would shoot a glare at Danny as he mentioned her taking the "D" She gave him a look that he should know all to well, the, if you wanna keeping taping this you better watch yourself, look. Danny would tell that she should drive and Ariel would stumble on her words "Me, but, I, I mean, I guess hahaha sure" She hated driving it was one of her least favorite things to do, If she could avoid it she would, and It wasn't that she was a bad driver, she just didn't trust the other people that and she had mad road rage. She would start walking towards the Cadillac and before settling in she would listen as Koa would inform her on why he needed the backpack. "Yea well swimming in this weather also causes you to get sick, and especially since it's flu season, I don't need you getting sick and then passing those germs to your father, he's turns into even more of a needy child when he's sick, just cause you don't get sick often doesn't mean it doesn't happen, trust me the few times you guys get sick is hell for me" She would say to Koa, Koa would hug her and she would smile at him, man she loved her son, and there is no doubt that she would do anything for him. "Okay everyone in the car" She would say as she slid into the drivers seat and start the car, she would connect her IPhone and play her driving playlist that started with Rolling in the Deep by Adele, she would throw on her sunglasses and start to head out the driveway singing along to her music. She would stop and a stop light and look to see that the guy behind her stopped way to close to her car and sure enough her road rage would set in, "Hey ass hole if I can't see your tail lights you are way to close to my fucking car!" the light would turn green and she would ease forward, the guy behind her would follow closely on her "HEY IF YOU'R GOING TO RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR YOU PRICK!" she would speed up a bit more but the guy would switch to the left lane and cut her off, She would lose her cool and honk her horn at him "What the fuck who gave you, your license you ass!" Ariel would shake her head "You see that Danny, fucking people!" She would continue to drive, and then pull in to the parking lot. "All right guys we are here!"

Danny would roll his eyes and smile, confident she’d let him hit anyway. He’d hop into the pasengers seat and place his arms behind his head, sighing and readying for the drive. Koa would sigh in relief after getting some brief words form his mother about swimming in this weather. Though he was still a freak of nature at the core and couldn’t get sick rarily, of course he had to play his cards right regardless.  As adele started playing, Kevin would be in the back, checking on his web shooters, all be it under a hidden view from his moms sight. He’d make sure they were fully equipped, and packaged, ready for take off. Danny would shift his eyes from left to right as Ariel began raging out on the road. “You know I can totally give that guy a t-“ when she made the comment about the car riding her ass Danny couldn’t help but snicker like a child. “That’s…what she said. BAHAAHHAHAHA!” Danny would laugh slapping his knee. Kevin would frown. “I’d find it funny if it wasn’t my mother…”  as they ariived, Kevin would adjust his bag and inhale the fresh sea salt air. Danny would yawn, and motion everyone to the side walk. “So as the king of the jungle here I demand we get cotton candy first! Cause healthy food is for suckers, no offense to Ariel Chan-Tasanagi of course…wait did you take my last name?” Danny would raise a brow and ask her, while slipping his arm around her shoulders. “Ahh it doesn’t matter. Let’s get some food and then go on a roller coaster!” Danny would escort the to the gates of the park and there were food stands galore, a long with coasters, ferrie rides, and a giant ferris wheel. “Ahhhh the ferris wheel. Beings back memories eh babe? That’s the first time our eyes met in the same light where you felt something for me. Though it was after you treated me like gum on your shoe.” Danny would nudge her playfully as the headed towards the cotton candy stand.

Fucked Up Already[]

Littlemermaidary: Ariel would giggel as Koa made a comment about Danny's joke not being funny. Once she parked She would hop out of the car and link her arm with Danny's as he started to escort them towards the gates of the park. She would roll her eyes at Danny, "Ofcorse I took your last name, gees I can't belive you don't remember this, it honestly makes me kinda mad Danny" She would unlink her arm from his and continue to walk with him and koa into the park and walk towards the cotton candy stand. At this point Ariel didn't feel very good she was upset at Danny for not remembering something that to him might have not been important but to her it ment a lot. The Tasanagi last name was one of the most important things to her it was how she was idetifyed, when people heard her last name they knew she was of importance, not saying the Chan was not a name of importance, but Tasanagi was the last thing she had left of her old life and she was willing to change that to be with Danny to belong soley to Danny, so people knew that Ariel would give all of her to Daniel, and to her, him forgetting that small detail was very hurtful. Ariel would glance at Danny as he nudged her and talked about the ferris wheel and how they met, and out of anger she would respond with "Oh Is that something I'm sapose to remember, guess it must have just slipped my mind" she would continue to walk towards the cotton candy stand and have them grab to contten candys for them since she didn't realy enjoy it, she was more of a carmel apple kind of girl, once they goth there treat Ariel would look at Koa "Why don't you and your father go ride the rollercoaster I just remembered I have some work calls to make" she would say as she gave Koa a $100 bill and then glance over at Danny and walk away towards a bench away from them.

Danny would take note she unwrapped his arm and tilt his head for a second, but he paid it no mind at first. She was known to have the occasional mood swing. Probably on the rag or something. Danny however wasn’t feeling the sarcasim she’d let out with that feris wheel comment. Danny would suck his teeth and place his hands on his hips. “It’s one of those days…” Danny would think to himself. As she grabed the cotton candy, he’d take his and chomp on it feverishly. She slipped koa a 100$ bill and Danny would nod as she said she was going off. Koa stuffed the money in his wallet and sighed. As Ariel walked away Koa would nudge Danny. “since she’s not here I can say this but..you know you fucked up the rap game right?” Danny ate his cotton candy, and  tossed the stick in a near by trashcan. “Yeeeeep. It’s alright. Let me show you why we’ve been together for 21 years. You got your hero outfit? Densuke told me to keep an eye out for any suspicious activity by the Sectors. I really don’t wanna run into anything, and they only target specific people and areas. Don’t know why they’d be here but keep your eyes and ears open. And have some fun while you’re at it. plenty of girls round here who put out at your age.” Koa would nod. “Gotcha. I’ll keep my training in mind! And be the best hero ever!” Danny would pat koa on the back and shoo him off. Danny would then head to the camel apple stand,and grab two of them, and follow his wife to the bench she was heading towards. Danny would walk up to her whistling, and smiling, holding out a candy apple for her. “out of al the things I forget I’ll admit that was preeeeeeeetty important…but I know you like candy apples!” Danny would exclaim. “I mean it could be worse? I’ll never forget the time I forgot out anniversary…slept outside for a month. Put some hair on my chest though, to which you so generously shaved off.” Danny laughed a bit taking a bite of the apple, and chewing it. he’d gotten candy apple crumbs all over his mouth in only one bite. “C’mooooooooooooooooon. I promise I won’t do it no more, just a little slip is all.” Danny would sit on the bench and fold his legs.

Littlemermaidary: Ariel would turn back only to see Danny walking towards her with two caramel apples in his hand. She would sake her head and continue to walk towards the bench and take a seat, she would feel her cheeks turn a bright shade of red as Danny handed her a caramel apple and inform her of how much she liked them followed by him admiting that forgeting that part of there marrige waskinda of a dick thing to forget. She would smile and take the Apple from his hand "It was our 15th aniversary and you left me alone at a resturant that you were sapose to meet me after work, but you took an extra shift that day and left me haning, I took a cab home and then drank a bottle of wine, you brought me gifts for weeks till i let you back in the house, then we had amazing make up sex" she would say as she laughed, she would use the napkin from her carmel apple to wipe the crubs off Danny's face and look him in the eyes. "You know you do these things that piss me off and sometimes I wonder if you even really know me, but then you do these really sweet gestures that just makes me forget why I'm mad at you and I hate you for it but it also is one of the many reason I love you so much" she would lean in and plan her soft pink lips on his and kiss him pasionitly wrapping her arms around him, she would pull away slowly and lean her forhead aginst his "to bad we can't have make up sex here right" she would say jokingly

First Sign Of Trouble[]

He scratched the back of his head as she reminded him of just how important that particular situation that he forgot was. He smiled at the make up sex part though, as that was worth the entirety of the pay off.  He’d pucker his lips up as she leaned into kiss him and return the favor, moving his lips in sync with hers before she pulled away, and bumped foreheads with him. replying to her comment bout make up sex danny’s eyes would dart around looking at various and assorted areas. Danny’s eyes then spotted a tent that said “Maitencnce, do not enter.” Danny’s eyes had a comical sparkle to them, as he had a grin on his face the size of the moon. “Whooooos to say we can’t eh? C’mon theres a tent over there…plus..i’ve always had a fetish where you had to be quiet during sex or we’d get caught.” Danny would lean over and whisper in her ear. “Follow along.” Danny would lift her up, in both of his arms and causally begin making his way over to the tent. Shooting through the opening with little effort, there were little eto any equipment inside, but there was some rugging down on the floor. God only knows what they were gonna do with this tent, but Danny didn’t to much care as he’d lay ariel down on the floor, and lean in hoevering over her a bit, if she let him of course, and press his lips to hers, followed shortly by him sucking on her bottom lip seductively, letting it slide out of his own at a slow pace. He’d attempt to endugle himself in her, leaning beside her and tonguing her neck, while sliping his hands down her eternally present curves, and inserting himself between her legs. Meanwhile Koa would be lounged inside of the ferris wheel, ascending upwards and over looking the sea and some parts of the city he could see. His eyes were low as if he were tired. It took some time before the young chan got going. His tail would seep it’s way out of his shirt and he’d scratch his nose with it, before yawning loudly and closing his eyes about to bum off of it, and take a nap. Kevin however, heard a feint noise..a struggle almost..his senses kicking in it was almost like a calling. As the wheel ascended twaords the ground he could hear whispers coming from the line. “you got the stuff? Be honest. I don’t have anything to lose, so tell me you got it.” “Yeah man…just…don’t hurt me in public okay? My wife and daughter are on that ride..” Kevin’s ears would twitch a bit, as he smirked, and shook his head. “interesting…better not bust out the strider yet. I’ll wait…see what’s up.” The Freis Wheel ride had ended and Kevin would step down, walking causally back into the ground. He’d continued following that conversation, but only god tidibits of it enough to at least catch on the guys were gonna meet at the peir. Kevin decided to play detective,and without raising suspicion, headed twaords the beach area, and took a detour to get underneath the peir’s edge. Kevin would stand idoly against one of the beams supporting it and listen in further, scanning for the conversation until he finally picked up on something. The same two voices form before…he’d heard paper shuffling. “Alright that’s it. all 5,000….are you g-gonna call off the bombs?” the other voice talked low as it counted t he money. “You’re short a grand…how can I fufill my end of the bargain if you can’t even fufill yours? We’re keeping your wife and child, and we’re blowing this place sky high. Then you’ll learn the humility of fucking with the Armada.” Kevin’s eye brows raised. “Bombs? Yup that’s my cue!” Kevin would dart back around the beach, taking a route no one would see! He stumbled twaords the city moving at break neck speed, and darting into an allyway! A few seconds later he emerged! Dawning the red and blue tights

Spiderman comic cartoon picture for tablet

"I'M THE ONLY ONE TO GET THE JOB DONE! ION KNOW A...Well...I can't say that word..but. BELIEVE ME!"

of the Web Strider!!! Swinging in from above and launching his body 20 feet into the air in a front flip, he’d skyrocket upwards!

HERO UP![]

He’d then be falling down from above, clearing the distance of the carnival and heading right for the people above the docks. Hearing them talk, he quickly idfentified who the men were and would land and pounce on top ot the more threatening one who was counting the money! Kevin would land on the man with a  squat his feet digging into his chest, as Kevin took the money and counted it handing it back to the stranger. “W-Web strider? How did you even know?!” “Call it a hunch. Anyway, the bombs. Where are they planted, and does anyone know?!” “No..not yet anyway. There on the four corners of this area..he set them for 2 minutes so you don’t have much time at all. If  you don’t get them outta here, they’ll blow, and this entire beach will be nothing but a permanat part of the ocean! Then theres Armada mena round these parts as scouts, I don’t know who is who!” Kevin nodded and patted the man on the shoulder. “Good man! Don’t worry I got this!” Kevin would channel chi into his leg muscles and take off at a raw peaked speed of 70mph heading for the bomb in the first for corner of the carnival area! Arriving in it’s area he’d look around. “Dammit…didn’t think to ask how they look. They’re probably hidden somewhere, I just don’t know where!” Kevin would rub his head thinking about all the bomb disposal’s his father has done in the past. “Plain sight..it’s gonna…blend…THERE!” Kevin saw the large bomb rolled up with a bunch of black trash cans. He’d grip hold of the bobm, as it weighted about 600 pounds! “C’mon!” Kevin would lift the bomb above his head, and chuck it outwards, leaping up a bit as he did tossing it straight out 45 feet from his original position, and letting it plot into the sea!”  A couple people took notice and began cheering for web strider as he’d become pretty famous during his time of heroing. Cheers could be heard as Web strider ran through the crowds. “ENJOY THE SHOW FOLKS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!” Kevin would think to himself. “Keep em calm! The moment they know about these bombs, it’s a panic!”

Keeping Calm.....[]

“C’MON, C’MON, C’MON, C’MON!!!’ Kevin had  one more of the giant bombs in  his arms as he darted towards the peiers edge! Not telling anyone the were bombs, he’d dart and dash through the large crowd of people holding the bomb above his head! “Almost there! Uh….30 SECONDS!!!” Kevin pushed chi into his legs, using his physical chi to clock in 80, darting as fast as he could bfore finally reaching the peir! “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE COMES THE WIND UP!..” Kevin’s feet would slide against the wood as he slide across it, prepring his throw and rearing his arms back. “Annnnnnnnnd the PITCH!!!!!!” Kevin tossed the bomb pumping his arms full of physical chi to send the large 600lb bobm skyrocketing 30 miles out! Kevin’s arms were swollen like a human head as he let it slip from his hands, and leaned over panting. As the bomb hit the water, Kevin had thrown them all close to the same spot, and as he did they’d all explode at once! Resulting in a giant explosion, that sent the water around it sky high! “BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!!!!!” As all four bombs detonated. Kevin would fall on his but and sigh loudly. ‘PHEW! Sweet jebus…” a crowd of people gatherd twaords the docks, and looked in awe. Kevin would stand up and wave his arms. “it’s okay folks, I took care of the bombs!” People were starting to stammer and get in almost kind of an up roar about their being bombs in a public palce. Kevin would gesture with his hands for them to keep calm. “Now now now everyone! I took care of it! you can rest easy knowing your friendly neighborhood Strider took care of it for you.” The people calmed down and all began to applaud kevin. Kevin would bow, as he heard the whistles and cheers come for him. the gunshots followed!...”wait…gunshots?” Kevin would look up and see guys dressed rather oddly. They were wearing combat gear, similar to t he kpd, but it had what looked to be a Spartan helment on their chest as an insignia. Kevin would tilt his head placing his hands on his hips and raising a brow. “Well well well…what do we have here.” 5 of the guys walked through the crowd, pointing their guns at people and scooting them out of the way. One of them stepped forward, and cleared his throat. “You fucking vigilantes make me sick…you’re not law enforcement, so you’ve got no right to do what you wanna do, and you think you have some authority to interfear in criminal operations?!?!” Kevin would dig in his ear through his mask. The man continued talking. “Well theres only a few more days til the sector G.O.D games begin. And we’re not about to have our coop ruined because of a guy in a leotard..” Kevin’s voice got serious for a minute. “coop..you only do that as conteingency…” Kevin needed more info but he was on to something. “Well if you want me you’re gonna need more than a few guns and some fancy suits.” Kevin would laugh before leaping forward, and balancing on one of the guy’s heads with one hand and springboarding off of it! hoping on top of tent, after tent, suffling and become a hard target to hit before finally returning to the streets, and spinning a web form his wrist, jumping 20 feet into the air and leaping off of the side of a building, propelling himself further into swinging height, and taking off in a series of web flings! The armada men followed suit behind him in the air!

So Far So Good![]

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2rVnRwW0h8&index=63&list=PLYNBny7IRlVkbiSVlrNHnbXbgZBIdU3Pl ) “BAD DAY, BAD DAY, BAD DAY, BAD DAY!!!!” Kevin would be slinging webs as if his very life depended on it! which it did, he’d now had 2 armored hover cars, and 3 corvet  hover cars, all black in color, chasing after him, while well trained archers, shot arrows, at the speed of a assault rifle bullets at his back side. Kevin would’ve swung to the elft, and the right, fwiping his webs on the corner of one building and making a break for it, swinging to his apex hight, and letting go, tucking his body in a 360 before springing forward with another web, pulling it to propel himself forward at about 85mph! 

the armada men continued to fire arrows at Kevin, and kevin was pulling 360 turn arounds just to keep up! “Time for an offensive!” kevin would swing his body in a downward arch, building an ass of momentum, and as he did his body would propel high into the air, putting him about 60 stories up! Kevin would back flip the entire way up, before turning around, and shooting a web at the window of a car that was chasing him! Kevin would use both hands to do this and then pull himself towards the window of the car, bashing his feet through and kicking the driver, knocking his block off and causing the car to spin outta control heading towards the ground!  Kevin would spread his arms out leaping backwards, and twirling his body as he did, moving as graceful as the wind as he spread his arms outwards and continued his assault! He’d come face to face with an arrow however, that shot him right in the shoulder! “gah!!” Kevin would fall down onto a near by rooftop, landing on one knee and yanking the arrow out. Not a shred of blood came from the wound, but It wasn’t very pleasent either way.  Kevin would stand up and flex chi to his muscles. “AIGHT BITCH!” Kevin would flick his web shooter three times shooting an extra thick web at the armored van  latching on to it! Kevin then started to spin his body around, changing the direction of the van, over and over again. as the driver pushed on the pedal, he only adided Kevin’s circular motion until kevin overpowered the van via physical chi and began swinging it around his head like a helicopter!

Kevin would the leap and step forward, lashing the armored van down towards the ground, nose first, and causing it to scrunch up into nearly nothing! The men driving the van would kick out the windows and make a break for it, but kevin handled that quickly, webbing them up and attaching them to a light pole, letting them hang causally. 

Kevin would be back at swinging through the air, having 1 armored car, and 2 more normal car’s to deal with. “Almost! I need to save one of them for questioning but I got this shiiiiiit! CATCH THE STRIDER IF YOU CAN TOUGH GUYS!!!”

The Finalle![]

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAp96n9iL_g&list=PLYNBny7IRlVkbiSVlrNHnbXbgZBIdU3Pl&index=81 ) “WACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” Kevin would dive down from the sky with his right leg extended as he dove towards the second car front windshield, his leg piercing the glass and kickcing the driver dead in the face! The dirver veered off of his course and crashed into a near by building!

The two men inside fell out of the car, and kevin would shoot a web at them, letting them hang from a flagpole. Kevin continued swinging, until he’d reach the apex of his swing, and sling another web to pull himself up higher into the air and land on a hospital rooftop. Kevin would stand up with one hand on his hip, and his other hand pointing at the last Iron vehicle. “You guys are some crappy drives I’ve gotta tell ya. I hope you’ve got good insurance for half the things you caused!” the van would park and two Spartan dressed men would step out, their short sords and shields in hand. Kevin would sigh and begin pacing back and forth. “oh no! please! I-I can’t fight trained soilders!” Kevin would wave his hands back and forth sarcastically. The first Spartan approached him with a left and a right swords slice! Kevin’s body weaved the first one, and on the second one, Kevin would  duck and fwip webbing into the spartan’s eyes. The Spartan grabbed at the webbing fluid, but not fast enough before kevin took a page form his fathers’ book and deilivered a massive side kick right into the spartan’s gut! 

sending him flying from the rooftop and out in to the open air about to plument to his death before kevin shot  him with a web, sticking him to the surface of the building on the other side! As for the next Spartan, Kevin would simply shuffle his feet, as he’d do a 360 and side kick  him towards the opposite side of the rooftop, letting him roll and tumble along the concrete. Kevin however, would quickly catch up, and leap a few feet into the air before bringing both of his feet down upon the chest of the Spartan! “UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeee.---------…” Kevin would let his battle cry fade off as face and mouth slowly closed. He’d twitch his body one more time, making sure to crack his assailants sternum.

Kevin would step off of him looking at the man he’d stuck to the wall. “Now that the welcome party’s over, let’s get straight to the main even shall we?” Kevin would shoot a web beside the head of the armada man and pull himself over to him, sticking on the wall and looking him dead in the face. “here’s what’s gonna happen kay pal? You. Are going to tell me why there were bombs on a pier in a carnival full of KIDS. And I promise, and  I mean I swear on my life I will only drop you 50 stories.”  The man squaled and tried to break free. “okay okay. 40 stories. You drive a hard bargain so I’ll humor you.” Kevin would grab the whipering man and hold him over the far off ground. “ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!...tch…fucking…leotard wearing…we’re the aramada! We-…we struck deal with Sector Olympus. The guy’s running that mountain in the middle of the city?!? They challenged some fighters from Kasaihana..” Kevin tilted his head to the side. “I saw that…in ten months. I recall. What’s that go to do with the bombs though.” “T-they wanted to take caution to the wind! I-i-in case they lose, they plan to detonate the city and it’s resources regardless, so their loss won’t be a total one. you think there were only four bombs?! You saw what those puppies can do..imagine 20…or even 50 of those going off at once.” Kevin would look off where in surprise. “you could wipe Kasaihana off the face of the earth with that kind of fire power….whre are the rest! TELL ME!” “IDONTKNOWIDONTKNOW!! TH-THE BOSS IN D3 SUPPOSEDLY KEEPS EM, BUT IT’S A RUMOR IT’S NOT CONFIRMED!!!!” Kevin would stand up on the building side ways and pat the man on his face. “Good boy. Now stay here, while the cops come. By the way here.” Kevin would pull out a permanat marker and autograph the mans face. “Let the crooks know from now on, every time I kick one of you armada freaks to the curve, it’ll be with my personal autograph. Now then…WEB SWING!!” Kevin would spin a web line to a building near by, and begin swinging off back towards the direction of the carvnival. “hope the folks didn’t notice my diping out! Mom doesn’t know yet so this will be a heart attack on her!” Kevin would swing his way through the towering buildings heading back to the carnival.

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